Comments on: You Do Realize G.I. Joe (2009) is Going to Suck, Right?

By: Evil

Evil — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 20:57:47 +0000

Ripcord was a f**king WHITE GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
god they f**ked it up so f**king bad.

By: Evil

Evil — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 20:55:10 +0000

The movie f**king sucked BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dumb ass movie for dumb f**ks.
I loved the 80s cartoon and they went and F**KED IT UP!!!!

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By: Breetai

Breetai — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 02:04:03 +0000

I’m not sure if Hollywood has lost it’s Mojo or if Movies like Spiderman & Batman are flukes when they get it right.

Then there’s Transformers, X-Men, The Hulk (2003) and so many others. It’s like they expect the glitz and flashy special effects to carry the movie. Looks like GiJoe is headed for the same kind of pure disaster. It seems that way, for some reason when Hollywood makes a blockbuster movie they either forget or deliberately piss on the script.

I’m starting to think it’s big money big wigs pissing on the script on purpose it happens way too often.

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| melatonin sleep aid — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 07:06:46 +0000

i have been watching GI Joe cartoons since childhood. a year ago, i was thinking why Hollywood has not yet created a movie version of GI JOE. I am very happy now that i can watch a movie version of my favorite cartoon show.

By: DMWJunk

DMWJunk — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 16:39:17 +0000

I read in Wizard magazine that the Snake-Eyes/Scarlet love interest is more of a brother/sister relationship. She falls for Ripcord… What! This is not G.I. Joe. Their relationship should be canon. I won’t watch it.

By: UncleJon

UncleJon — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 18:47:08 +0000

GI JOOOOOOEEEEEE SUCK MY TOOOEEEEE
IF YOU LIKE IT SUCK IT MOOOOOOOO
Mummy1 was ok the rest sucked, BanHelsing was ok for in reason, wolverine was playing BanHelsing, otherwise that movie sucked ass too.
Stepehen Sommers is a lucky SOB .. thats all.
For a Joe fan like myself, Im cringing and worried, if this movie gets less than 50% on RT, Ill just watch an illegal bootleg copy of it online, like I did with Spider(S**tman)3

By: ryta1203

ryta1203 — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 03:50:10 +0000

Pierre: I don’t care who is writing this s**t ass film, the casting ALONE destroys the entire film. Can anyone say “Dungeons and Dragons”?? I can. LOLOLOL. Another good this reminds me of is Starship Troopers……. LOL. What s**t ass movies those were!

This movie is going to blow harder than Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman.