Along with the announcement that Disney was going to release all of their new CGI-animated cartoons in 3D format came the horrifying revelation that for some God-awful reason, Disney and Pixar were going to make Cars 2. It’s sad to think that Pixar is going to devote its time to making a sequel of its worst movie EVER when they could spend time focusing on new and original content, which is their strong selling point among animated producers.
Here are five reasons why the Cars 2 movie will suck:
- The original Cars was awful. It was boring, slow, unimaginative, not funny and lacked exciting animation.
- The world of cars is a limited one. The first one featured some uninteresting racing action and attempted drama, which is about as much as you can get out of a car movie about talking cars. The original Cars used up everything you could possibly imagine in the first ten minutes of the movie.
- Cars can’t show emotion. As seen in the first one, it’s hard to show emotion, expression and so on and so forth with a bunch of cars. Let’s just say no one wanted to see the love scenes and no one cared.
- This is a weak reason why the movie will suck, but Brad Lewis is directing the film. He produced Ratatouille, one of Pixar’s best movies, but he has never directed a movie in his life.
- The original Cars movie sucked. Did I already say that?
Frankly, I’m bummed that I will have to see previews for a sequel. Stupid Disney! Stupid Disney!
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April 10th, 2008 at 9:31 am
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May 11th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
Cars was awesome and my daughter absolutely loves it. Maybe the movie was not ment for you, but your kids. It was smart, funny, and did not ruin it by sticking some major black stereotype in the fil to appeal to blacks who may accidentally stumble into a rated G movie trying to find the latest Snoop Dog movie. Stupid critic! Stupid critic!
June 12th, 2008 at 7:25 am
True, he is an idiot!!!!! The Cars movie was loved by both boys and girls. My son adores it! And it wasn’t boring. How can you “put down” a movie that you haven’t even seen yet…and assume it will be bad. I haven’t heard of a child that doesn’t like the movie.
Maybe you need to stick to reviewing movies that you can understand!
You’re the one who sucks! Idiot!
June 12th, 2008 at 6:10 pm
Thanks, guys, for the support! Compared to all of the other Pixar movies, it was just dreadfully boring and unfunny.
December 12th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
You’re an idiot!
December 12th, 2008 at 7:21 pm
Thanks for agreeing with me, Big C.
December 21st, 2008 at 9:21 am
Although we did not stumble in on this G rated movie, my son and I thoroughly enjoyed it. I am sure that my son will enjoy the second installment of this movie as well as all the Snoop Dog fans that I know.
January 22nd, 2009 at 6:28 pm
Cars was a great movie, and those five reasons were stupid. This is why I hate blogs, it’s too easy for idiots to make posts like these.
January 22nd, 2009 at 9:20 pm
Was Cars better than the other Pixar movies?
February 12th, 2009 at 1:19 pm
F**K YOU! who ever posted this blog are full of s**t. Cars is an epic movie! Just because your a sad old lonely probably fat computer nerd thats no reason to be dissing the best movie ever created! I think you should grow up, shave your beard take a shower and move out of your parents house! And then just DIE!!
February 12th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
5 reasons you suck
1. Cars is one of the best animated movies ever made!
2. YOU ARE FAT!!
3. You cant review a movie you dont understand you f**king retard!!!
4. You also cant review a movie that hasnt even been released to the media!
5. You are simply the dumbest person alive and you will die a horrible death!
Thank you
xo
February 12th, 2009 at 1:29 pm
You shouldnt reveiw movies you havnt seen. Lots of people around the world loved that movie!
February 12th, 2009 at 1:31 pm
GOD! YOU NEED A LIFE! CARS WAS A GREAT MOVIE!
February 12th, 2009 at 6:25 pm
Wow, I love these people who show up, post 5 comments and think that they’ve fooled people into thinking that they are each a different person. I’m just happy this post evoked such a strong reaction out of someone that they would call me fat. I think that’s a first.
And Cars… an epic movie? Really. So it’s on par with Lawrence of Arabia? The Godfather? Hell, The Incredibles? Wall-E?
You have to be kidding me.
July 24th, 2009 at 6:55 am
erik you are a typical square head! its a 3d child movie…some kids are fascinating by cars because of this movie. all kids like THE CARS,the truth is coming from child mouth.i think you must make difference between wall-e and the cars……the cars is just a great kid entertemaint. and you must have nothing to do in your entire life to comments kids movie. go suck micheal jackson in is tomb!
July 25th, 2009 at 10:50 am
@gabo – fair enough, but I’m also comparing Cars to every other Pixar movie and it pales in comparison.
August 13th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
I agree with you 100% Erik. These idiots think Cars is “Epic” and “The Greatest Movie Ever!” but worsed of all they think it’s on par with “Toy Story”, “Ratatoullie”, “Wall-E” and “Up”?!
I guess at the end of the day, people don’t want flowers (the other Pixar films) they want the pile of s**t (Cars).
August 13th, 2009 at 7:07 pm
Thanks, Devin!
August 17th, 2009 at 10:14 pm
Sure thing.:)