I just received some new Megan Fox pictures from her upcoming, R-rated movie How to Lose Friends & Alienate People, starring Simon Pegg. When I first saw previews for the movie, I assumed it was going to be a harmless PG-13 comedy, but with an R-rating that includes “graphic nudity,” one has to wonder exactly what’s in store.

The new Megan Fox pictures provided (which I’m sure have already circulated around the Internet a thousand times over by now, considering that I actually have to work for a living and only get to attend to this website at night when I don’t have better things to do like go on dates with beautiful women - doesn’t happen nearly enough - or watch the season premiere of Heroes) feature Megan Fox parading around in a swimming pool, still fully dressed (sorry). But, you know what happens to clothing - especially women’s clothing - when they get wet, right? And cold? Anyway, without further ado, here are some steaming, not-so-naked pictures of Megan Fox:

I have several more new Megan Fox pictures here.

Have you guys seen the new movie poster for the upcoming Seth Rogen/Elizabeth Banks movie Zack and Miri Make a Porno? Written and directed by Kevin Smith, the comedy has been skirting the MPAA’s limits for quite some time. First the movie was nailed with an NC-17 rating, but who can blame the MPAA? After all, the flick is about two lifelong friends who, to pay off some debts, decide to make a porno together. Since the movie is about sex - well, fake sex - it’s only understandable that it gets pegged with a harsh rating that limits its distribution and box office potential.

Unfortunately, those liberal bastards at the MPAA gave in and changed the rating to R, which means that a whole lot of little kiddies will be subjected to such Kevin Smith filth.

The latest atrocity out of the studio is the new movie poster, which is offensive, vulgar and completely inappropriate for any American to set their eyes upon. Seriously, the studios - and vulgar master Kevin Smith - should censor their material more before subjecting such items to the American public. After all, in the day of the Internet, nothing will stay hidden for long, even if those do-gooders at the MPAA say the poster is inappropriate.

Thank God the MPAA is here to tell us how vulgar this Zack and Miri Make A Porno movie poster is. I mean, look at it. Look at the sexual innuendo! The almost nudity! The passionate looks in their faces! I feel dirty for just posting this poster on my blog.

I finally got around to updating the Hancock image gallery today; I added over 15 new movie pictures for the superhero action movie Hancock, starring Will Smith, Jason Bateman and Charlize Theron. Check out the Hancock movie pictures.

The movie is about a drunk of a man (Will Smith) who just happens to be the only superpowered being on Earth. While he saves people at times, he is pretty careless about his actions, leaving people to become frustrated with the so-called hero. After he really gets himself in trouble, though, his newfound PR agent (Jason Bateman) convinces him to turn his act around and become the person everyone expects him to be. That synopsis is based on what I’ve seen from the previews - I’m not going to go see Hancock until tomorrow unfortunately.

I hate the Saw movies. Despite what some people think, the first one was bad and they just got worse from there. Bad acting and directing gave way to one attempt after the next to shock the audience more and more, while becoming more convoluted and cocky with each outing. The fourth Saw movie was especially bad, the worst of the franchise.

Still, even though the main villain has been dead for over a full movie now, Lionsgate is milking its franchise once again with Saw V. I don’t blame them - audiences continue to swarm to this franchise for some God-awful reason. How much abuse can audiences take? Lionsgate is putting that question to the test.

Regardless, Lionsgate recently released a new Saw V movie poster, and I have to admit that it’s pretty damn good. Disturbing and creepy, it features Tobin Bell’s face plastered over someone else. Clever, and damn good marketing. Here’s the movie poster:

May 12th is a glorious day, as TheBadandUgly.com has posted several set pics from the upcoming movie, Jennifer’s Body. But these set pics are of a particular nature… Specifically, every single picture shows Transformers star Megan Fox naked… almost. She’s wearing pasties, but it’s close enough. Anyway, here’s Megan Fox from her new movie, which is about a cheerleader who gets possessed and starts killing people.

Supposedly, this movie is being filmed in Vancouver, and if these set pictures are recent, it cannot be warm filming outside. It’s been cold in the Pacific Northwest, and I can’t imagine Vancouver has been any better.

UPDATE: Fox has kindly asked me to remove these pictures. I’m not really surprised, though they could have been a little nicer about it: “We demand that you remove the images of actress, Megan Fox… Failure to comply may result in significant monetary liability.”

Eva Mendes is pretty scorching hot, I must say. She’s also starring in the 2009 Frank Miller film The Spirit. Thankfully, Lionsgate has recently released a picture of Eva Mendes in Frank Miller’s The Spirit. Wearing a tight, skin-kissing outfit. And cleavage. (more…)

Matt Leinart, quarterback of the Arizona Cardinals, is making headlines this afternoon for appearing in several questionable photographs involving him and a bunch of scantily-clad college girls. The two “dirtiest” pictures involve Leinart holding a beer bong for a young woman and another where he’s in a hot tub surrounded by four young beauties.

Some bloggers and other people are calling him a loser, a bad role model, so on and so forth, but I say this is absolutely ridiculous:

• Matt Leinart is 24 years old. If he wasn’t doing these things, I’d be worried.
• If the worst trouble he gets in involves beer and women in hot tubs - still wearing their bathing suits - than isn’t that a good sign. I don’t see any drugs, guns, prostitutes or minors involved.

I say to all you people who are getting on Leinart’s case, “Get a f**king life.” Personally, I’m jealous, and I hope he took full advantage of the situation: the guy is young, a quarterback for an NFL team, and surrounded by hot college girls. He better have done more than just sat in a hot tub with them.

And, just for the record, I am a Seattle Seahawks fan, so I want nothing more than to see the Arizona Cardinals continue to fail - the way they do year after year regardless of pre-season hype. I have no love for Leinart, but come on, people… Get a life.

Here are the Matt Leinart pictures:

Amanda Righetti… good looking girl, if I’ve ever seen one. In fact, a very good looking girl. Today, April 4th, is her birthday, and just yesterday she received a very nice present: she was cast, presumably in a leading role, in the new Friday the 13th movie, a retelling (read: remake) of the original rise to power of Jason Vorgheese. Did I spell his last name right?

Of course, I have yet to see a good Friday the 13th movie and still have yet to fathom how the franchise has dragged itself to what will soon be 12 films. Twelve films! I understand the appeal of the villain - after all, Jason is one of the coolest horror villains ever - but the movies are just horribly bad. Is this really the track you want to take, Amanda?

Oh yeah, I forgot that so far you’ve been resigned to episodes of “K-Ville” and “The O.C.” Nothing wrong with that, but you need to make your way to the silver screen at some point. And if you’re going to take the horror route, you might as well do it with an established franchise, especially a remake of an established franchise. This new Friday the 13th is going to make a decent amount of money, and Amanda Righetti is going to be riding its coattails. Smart move.

Here are some Amanda Righetti pictures:

Here is the final chuck of pictures from Enchanted, which compare the film’s scenes to other Disney movies. The movie makes a surprising amount of references, several of which I didn’t even pick up on at the time of viewing (yes, I know I already said that).

You can learn more about Enchanted here, and can also view more Enchanted pictures here.

Anyway, here are five new pictures to add to the eight I’ve already posted… (more…)

Yesterday, I did a blog post about the movies Enchanted references. There are four pictures in total there, but I have 13 total. For the sake of loading speed, I separated the pictures into three blog posts, so today is the second of three blog posts about the movie Enchanted and the past Disney films that it references. These pictures are actually pretty interesting, as I didn’t pick up on several of them while I was watching the film.

Of course, I noticed the Sleeping Beauty one right off the bat. Check back tomorrow for the final wave of pictures. (more…)