If you like barely legal girls, Bratz is for you. Unfortunately, you have to sit through an hour and a half of the most unoriginal high school girl comedy ever. And it’s rated PG. And it has no suggestion of sex, nudity or much in the way of romance. Yes, Bratz is a teenage movie made for preteen girls, and it shows.

That being said, Bratz has its moments, and is not the complete and utter waste I was expecting it to be. It’s just so unoriginal, so cheesy and so counterproductive to what little girls should be watching that it’s impossible to really like it. Oh, and the lack of sex and nudity sort of kills it, too.

Read my full, less distasteful movie review here.