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The Love Guru Movie Trailer Really Sucks

Erik Samdahl — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 04:50:27 +0000

Has anyone watched the new movie trailer for The Love Guru, the Mike Myers/Jessica Alba movie? It is absolutely dreadful. The only funny part in the whole preview is Justin Timberlake’s cameo as he walks around in an overly tight Speedo, but even that’s barely funny.

The Love Guru stars Myers as a “guru” from India, apparently, who travels to the U.S. to get a Maple Leafs hockey player back together with his girlfriend before the Stanley Cup. Jessica Alba gets involved somehow, but the trailer never explains her purpose other than to look hot. Regardless, this movie looks dreadful beyond belief. Myers isn’t even remotely funny, his character sounds like a poor amalgam of his more popular characters (surprise, surprise) and there isn’t a joke to be seen for the whole two minutes.

Here’s The Love Guru movie trailer…

Honestly, I don’t know what Myers was thinking. There is no way this movie is going to be good. It looks like a bad rip-off of Austin Powers, only without a clever concept or interesting screenplay. Avoid this one at all costs.

New Trailer for The Eye, Starring Jessica Alba

Erik Samdahl — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 06:14:28 +0000

A new trailer for the upcoming movie The Eye, starring Jessica Alba as a woman who regains her ability to see and a whole lot more, is now online. The film is a remake of a Chinese horror movie.

The Eye Teaser Poster

Erik Samdahl — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 07:12:03 +0000

Here’s new the new teaser poster for the upcoming horror movie The Eye. The movie, a remake of a Japanese horror film (can’t you tell just by looking at the poster?), stars Jessica Alba as a blind woman who regains her eyesight… except she gets more than she bargained for.

The movie poster for The Eye looks pretty cool, and I’m certainly intrigued by the project. The downside? Jessica Alba isn’t featured anywhere in the poster, ideally with fewer articles of clothing than more.